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Green Reading is an Elliptical Delusion - Men’s garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt

Green Reading is an Elliptical Delusion - Men’s garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt

Regular price $29.47 USD
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Introducing our Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt, a powerful blend of comfort, durability, and intellectual charm, featuring the captivating phrase: "Green Reading is an Elliptical Delusion."

Constructed with the finest heavyweight cotton fabric, this t-shirt offers a premium feel that exudes luxury and longevity. Its sturdy composition ensures it can withstand the wear and tear of daily life, making it a reliable companion for all your adventures.

The design proudly showcases the intriguing statement "Green Reading is an Elliptical Delusion" in a bold, attention-grabbing font, allowing you to make a statement without saying a word. This thought-provoking phrase challenges the traditional notions of perception, reality, and understanding, making it a conversation starter in any setting.

Make a bold statement and challenge conventional wisdom with our Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt - "Green Reading is an Elliptical Delusion." Embrace the power of paradox and intellectual curiosity while enjoying the utmost comfort and style in every step of your journey. Elevate your wardrobe with this profound yet fashionable piece today.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches)
S 18 ¼ 26 ⅝ 16 ¼
M 20 ¼ 28 17 ¾
L 22 29 ⅜ 19
XL 24 30 ¾ 20 ½
2XL 26 31 ⅝ 21 ¾
3XL 27 ¾ 32 ½ 23 ¼
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